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This is an implementation of Merlin Mann’s formula for Twitter profile descriptions, the inspiration for which is below. I thought it would be fun to bring it to life, so I scraped together a variety of sources to populate the different values, and wrote a little script to piece them together randomly.
function twitterbio { echo $realJob, $aspirationalJob, $familyTitle, and $whackadoodleHobby. $techGerund since $yearStarted. }
— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) February 4, 2012