Son of a bitch.
Well, that was a pain in the ass. My IP address changed, but all the links in WordPress were set up using the old address. So getting back to the admin page was tricky… but do-able. I think the moral of the story is twofold – A: I need to break down and pay for hosting until I can afford to set up my own server and do it right. B: localhost, localhost, localhost. Until I get my shit in gear this set up is strictly for development purposes only.
Thanks, and goodnight.
Oh and by the way, tomorrow is the start of a long birthday weekend for myself.